falpal12:

Started from the bottom, now the whole team fucking here.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the greatness that is this post?

We’ll flip for it! Ducks or Clowns.

jagweedish:



Grilled cheese and soup from a dinner, STAT.


Dog groomer. Someone in this family should have a hairstyle .


Tickets for the American Museum of National History for a playdate with the Blue Whale.


Milk.


A taxi ride - it’s like my own personal driver - who has amnesia and never remembers me.


One huge NY bagel that feeds our whole family and a family of pigeons.


Late Night online shopping. Vintage squirrel soaps from the ’70s?! Oh boy. Go to bed.


Fresh fish and vegetables from Citarella that my husband knows how to cook. Yes, I am lucky.


Movie download for kids, also know as “The Neutralizing Ray”.


Donuts for everyone in the office, because food breeds loyalty.


Milk.


Apology to someone I’ve accidentally offended. A dozen carnations for the world’s biggest movie star.


Manicure. ‘Cause when you talk with your hands, they should be human hands.


A birthday cake with a coworker’s picture on it. So I can eat his/her face.


Shoes for ever-growing toddler feet. I like sturdy, she prefers light-up ballerina mermaid. 


Five “locker chandeliers” for upcoming kids birthday parties. Don’t overthink it.


A gym membership so I can take a “stretching area nap.”


Who is drinking all this #$*@*# milk?

Pens and stickers from the “Stationary and Toy” store. I would like to be buried there.
Periodicals. Celebs Plastic Surgery Secrets?! I mean… The New Yorker. Yeah, The New Yorker.

[x]

jagweedish:

  1. Grilled cheese and soup from a dinner, STAT.
  2. Dog groomer. Someone in this family should have a hairstyle .
  3. Tickets for the American Museum of National History for a playdate with the Blue Whale.
  4. Milk.
  5. A taxi ride - it’s like my own personal driver - who has amnesia and never remembers me.
  6. One huge NY bagel that feeds our whole family and a family of pigeons.
  7. Late Night online shopping. Vintage squirrel soaps from the ’70s?! Oh boy. Go to bed.
  8. Fresh fish and vegetables from Citarella that my husband knows how to cook. Yes, I am lucky.
  9. Movie download for kids, also know as “The Neutralizing Ray”.
  10. Donuts for everyone in the office, because food breeds loyalty.
  11. Milk.
  12. Apology to someone I’ve accidentally offended. A dozen carnations for the world’s biggest movie star.
  13. Manicure. ‘Cause when you talk with your hands, they should be human hands.
  14. A birthday cake with a coworker’s picture on it. So I can eat his/her face.
  15. Shoes for ever-growing toddler feet. I like sturdy, she prefers light-up ballerina mermaid. 
  16. Five “locker chandeliers” for upcoming kids birthday parties. Don’t overthink it.
  17. A gym membership so I can take a “stretching area nap.”
  18. Who is drinking all this #$*@*# milk?
  19. Pens and stickers from the “Stationary and Toy” store. I would like to be buried there.
  20. Periodicals. Celebs Plastic Surgery Secrets?! I mean… The New Yorker. Yeah, The New Yorker.

[x]

hulu:

Our new favorite thing might just be a terrified Ben Wyatt

falpal12:

Started from the bottom, now the whole team fucking here.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the greatness that is this post?

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

linettiperetti:

They’re showing a clip from Mulaney tonight so if you miss this it’s your loss

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